Kristoff Manheim

Kristoff Manheim is a human member of the Guardians of Hyjal. He can be found hanging from an ogre meathook in the back of Gar'gol's Hovel in Mount Hyjal.

• Gar'gol's Gotta Go
• Get Me Outta Here!

Hello,. I imagine you have a lot of questions.

• Gossip

Suffice it to say that Royce Duskwhisper sent me into the middle of an ogre cave for some "Eye of Twilight" jib-job, and it hasn't gone well.

If I ever get my hands on that lanky, heartless, mealy-mouthed little night elf...

<Kristoff wriggles helplessly as he dangles in the air, his face reddening.>

• <Name>, . Can I call you ?
• I am hanging from a meathook in the back of an ogre cave.
• How do you THINK my research is progressing, you pompous dirt-sucking ass- ? C'mere! C'mere you son of a swineherd!
• <Kristoff flutters back and forth on his chain, trying desperately to kick you in the face.>

Well? Are you going to help me down?

• You... WHAT?
• Come over here and say that!
• <Kristoff kicks and flails his limbs in a frothing rage, his head twisting around to glare at you.>
• So help me, I will - I am going to - I will knock your brains out! I will fill the empty cavity left behind with my boot! Come here! GET BACK HERE!
• <Kristoff strains to grasp your neck, his fingers waggling inches from your face.>

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