I'm a Druid, Not a Priest

Free 5 cursed raiders.

• Cursed Raiders freed (5)
• Repurposed Gilnean Staff (provided)

The remains of previous trespassers also arose when we set off the main trap.

Cranklefuse here has been demanding that I help them, and while I can't say I'm too familiar with turning the undead, I believe I have found a solution.

I've modified my staff to remove their curse. Take it and see if you can't help them.

You will receive:

• 16,450 XP
• +75 reputation with Proudmoore Admiralty

Have you tried out that staff yet?

Another victory for druid magic! This staff is much more effective than any of Cranklefuse's gadgets.

Shortly after entering the cave of Gol Thovas proper while on Chasing the Leader and The Ruins Fought Back and A Marine Out of Water, find some rather displeased members of the Explorers' League in the middle of an argument:

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Get within 20 yards of a Cursed Raider and use the quest item's ability to aggro it and make it a temporary pet.

On complete of both:

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The name of this quest is a reference to the original Star Trek series where the USS Enterprise's surgeon, Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy (Jackson DeForest Kelley), occasionally says in protest "I'm a doctor, not a [relevant profession]", where the relevant profession was replaced with whatever the crew was dealing with at the time.