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"Salty" Gorgar
Last wiki revision 2023-05-19
"Salty" Gorgar is an orc vendor at the Forsaken Rear Guard in Silverpine Forest. He sells everything from bread to bleach.
- "Salty" Rocka yells: Hey over there! Hey! Hey! Over there! How'sh everything going Gororgararar?
- "Salty" Gorgar yells: Hey, shtop bothering me. You're a dishgrace to us all. You can't even hold onto your own petsh!
- "Salty" Rocka yells: HA! Shows how much you know. I left the critter back on the third ship!
- "Salty" Rocka yells: Yoo hoo! "Shmaltzy!" Hey, why come your shupplies... Whe... Oh... Um... You got lots of boxes to keep track of...
- "Salty" Gorgar yells: Maybe you should worry about your pet and not me! I'm taking care of my bishinesh jusht fine!
- "Salty" Rocka yells: I didn't like that pet anyways. Beshides... people stop by all the time and give me their pets. If I lost one, it doesn't matter. I've got dozens more to lose!
- "Salty" Rocka yells: Hey over there! Hey! Hey! Over there! How'sh everything going Gororgararar?
- "Salty" Gorgar yells: Hey, shtop bothering me. You're a dishgrace to us all. You can't even hold onto your own petsh!
- "Salty Rocka yells: My pet! Oh no! Uh... I am shure that pet is around here somewhere...
- "Salty" Rocka yells: Hey "Salty" when are you going to get a new name? Thish town ain't big 'nough for two of ussh...
- "Salty" Gorgar yells: It's "Salty!" I got here firsht! I got off the boat and onto land firsht! I called the name "Salty." Hey... Where's your pet at?
- "Salty Rocka yells: Wait... whee is my pet? It's gone! No need to panic... Just need a quick drink and I can figure out where he went to.
- "Salty" Rocka yells: "Malty!" Hey, "Malty!" I thought you were going to get us shome more booze! What'sh the hold up?
- "Salty" Gorgar yells: "Shalty." That's my name! Your name should be "I can't hold onto petsh." I can't believe anyone would trusht you with a beasht.
- "Salty Rocka yells: I didn't like that pet anyways. Beshides... people stop by all the time and give me their pets. If I lost one, it doesn't matter. I've got dozens more to lose!
- "Salty" Rocka yells: Pssst! Pssst! Hey! "Pepper!" Are you done hording all the shupplies! You shee what i just did? Horde... For the horde!
Categories
- Orc characters
- General goods vendors
- Tradeskill vendors
- Sailors
- Silverpine Forest NPCs
Source
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/%22Salty%22_Gorgar · retrieved 2023-11-13 · CC BY-SA 4.0
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