Maxima Blastenheimer

Maxima Blastenheimer is a gnome Darkmoon Faire cannoneer located at the Darkmoon Island, which is only available during the monthly Darkmoon Faire event. She operates the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon.

Welcome! Step right up, don't be shy.

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This here is my pride and joy... the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon! Ain't she pretty?

• It's simple! You give me a Darkmoon Game Token, and I toss you in and light the fuse.

• You'll "float" for a little while after you're shot, but you can descend quickly by dropping the "wings" I'll give you.

• You're aiming for a big floating target in the water right off the boardwalk.

• Just don't drop your wings while you're still over the ground, or... well... I don't sell life insurance!

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Welcome! Step right up, don't be shy. This here is my pride and joy... the Blastenheimer 5000 Ultra Cannon! Ain't she pretty? You look a little big around the mid section, but I think you'll fit. Flying is so much fun, want to learn how?

• Oh that's simple! You use it like anything else you might activate. Don't worry, I'll take care of lighting the fuse. Once you're up in the air you'll notice that you'll seem to " float, " but that won't last forever. What you're aiming for is a target on the lake way over yonder. Make sure that you begin your descent by detaching your "wings" at the right time to land in the water, or, well, I don't sell life insurance.

• The Humanoid Cannonball

• Maxima Blastenheimer appears as a legendary hunter card in the Madness at the Darkmoon Faire expansion for Hearthstone. Her flavor text reads: "Believe it or not, this is only the faire's fourth most dangerous game."

She may be related to Bingles Blastenheimer, his son Ando Blastenheimer or Goby Blastenheimer.

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