Gormungan

Gormungan is a mountain giant that stands along the rail track running between the Southern Rocketway Terminus and the Secret Lab in Azshara.

• During Befriending Giants
• <Gormungan's voice booms deep from within, hurting your ears and reverberating in the very ground beneath your feet.>
• Hallo, softling.
• Your kind dashes about, always running, never stopping. Rest with me a while.

• Ha - harrrum! Food? We don't eat squishlings, friend, not unless they aggravate us. We eat rocks and stones and earth. Though I sometimes find the crunch of bones makes a delightful seasoning.
• <Gormungan lifts up a boulder and, with one enormous hand, smashes the corspes you've given him onto the boulder as one would put icing on a cupcake. He crunches his treat, rumbling happily.>

• Azsharite? You soft ones come up with new names for everything. What is this "azsharite?"

<Gormungan's laugh, deep and long, rumbles the ground and causes distant rockslides.>

• Oh - hah! Harrooo - Ha harum! Little friend, I am sorry. I suppose my kind does not pick up after ourselves as you do.

• It comes from - harum - what is your word for it? Harrrm. Let us say that my kind does not have bathrooms. Do you understand?

• It would seem so. You and your friends are welcome to as much as you can find. I suppose it's very potent. We don't need to go that often.

• We don't live as quickly as you do, my mushy friend. A healthy giant eats three square meals a decade, although I am known to indulge in a snack every couple of years. We'll go to the bathroom every 15 to 25 years... barring any tummy trouble.

• <Gormungan emits a good-natured snort.>
• Haaarrum! I have never had my personal habits scrutinized so. Your kind never ceases to surprise me. Farewell, friend, and good luck with ... whatever it is you are on about.
• During Azsharite Experiment Number One
• Hallo again, soft little friend. What's that you have there?

• <Gormungan eyes the laxative with suspicion, then sniffs it. With visible irritation, he begins smooshing and molding the laxitive into the shape of a goblin.>
• I suspect your little green friends are putting you up to no good. Please explain to them that we giants are not to be toyed with.
• <To demonstrate his point, Gormungan twists the head off of his chocolaty goblin statue before handing it back to you.>
• During Azsharite Experiment Number Two
• Hum - Wha?

• say
• Gormungan stomps on the rat, knocking the player back, stunning it, and removing the shrinkage.
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