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Insurance Policy

Last wiki revision 2022-10-20

Activate the roadside assistance button on the G.M.O.D.

  • Call for roadside assistance
  • Try calling roadside assistance again
  • Keep pushing buttons until something happens

Mekkatorque called us idiots, can you believe that? Well, if I'm an idiot, then why did I buy an insurance policy on my mech, huh?

I bet that radioactive dimwit doesn't have an insurance policy on HIS mech!

We're gonna be outta here in no time. I just gotta give a quick call for roadside assistance to come out and fix this thing up.

I need you to go hit the button for roadside assistance on my mech.

Just, uh, don't hit the wrong one.

You will receive:

  • 1,800 XP

You gonna call these guys up or what?

Maybe I shoulda bought an insurance policy for my insurance policy.

Wait, what am I talkin' about? YOU'RE the insurance policy for the insurance policy!

  • First interaction with the G.M.O.D
  • An image of Jastor appears.
  • say
  • say
  • Second interaction
  • A small explosion happens.
  • Third interaction
  • say
  • say
  • say
  • say
  • say

Categories

  • Tiragarde Sound quests

Source

https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Insurance_Policy · retrieved 2023-11-13 · CC BY-SA 4.0

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