The Cooking of Stratholme

The Cooking of Stratholme was originally a humorous post on 4chan about the Culling of Stratholme:

• Arthas: Glad you could bake it, Uther.
• Uther the Lightbringer: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
• Arthas: As if I could forghetti. Listen Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead...
• Arthas: Oh no! It's too late! These peopleroni have all been infectedanana! They may look al dante now, but it's a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadible!
• Uther the Lightbringer: What?
• Arthas: This entire citrella must be peeled.
• Uther the Lightbringer: How can you even cook that?! There's got to be some other whey.
• Arthas: Damn it, Umami, as your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
• Uther the Lightbringer: You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
• Arthas: Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
• Uther the Lightbringer: Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
• Arthas: Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
• Uther the Lightbringer: Arthas! You can't just--
• DING!
• Arthas: It's done! For those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me! The rest of you... get out of my kitchen!
• Uther the Lightbringer: You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
• Arthas: Jaina?
• Jaina Proudmoore: I'm sorry Arthas... I can't watch you cook this.

• Curding of Stratholme