Valdo Stronghinge

Valdo Stronghinge is a gnome found sleeping in Three-Falls Lookout in the Azure Span.

Don't tell my sister where I am. She'll just come out here and start bossing me around. Go do this or go do that... "The floor is not clean, Valdo," she says. "The oven is cold, Valdo."

• Gossip

Blah, blah, blah!

And all she does is play that game all day. I want to relax too! It's not like we're in a hurry out here or anything.