An Ode to Returning Heroes

An Ode to Returning Heroes was uploaded on 27 May 2021 for World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade Classic.

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• Singer: Wow! Hard to believe it's been 14 years. Right, Blanchy?
• Blanchy: Neigh!
• Music starts
• Singer: So here's a little ode, to some of the heroes coming back...
• Singer: the ones who started at Burning Crusade,
• Singer: I will give their stories a whack.
• Pans over to a blacksmith making a sword.
• Singer: The last time these heroes were here, they charged right through the portal...
• Singer: then carved through all our enemies to the point they seemed immortal.
• Singer: Yeah, they got stomped by the Fel Reaver, that twenty-story brute...
• Fel Reaver roaring noise.
• Singer: but that won't stop me from giving their horn a toot.
• Crowd: Our heroes have returned.
• Singer: So let us begin with this hunter here, an epic adventurer who...
• Singer: took out the troll, Zul'Jin [sic] and that dragon killer, Gruul.
• Singer: And this is back in Classic, with all those brutal fights...
• Singer: especially Kael'thas who caused a thousand wipes.
• Hunter: That was merely a setback!
• Singer: Our heroes have returned.
• Singer: Now he was a hero to the Blood Elves, and she to the new Draenei.
• Singer: She drove us all crazy with that Phoenix mount she'd fly.
• Singer: And SHE stormed the Black Temple, not a single soul was spared...
• Singer: and she showed the mighty Illidan it was HE who was not prepared!
• Druid: I can't believe it's her.
• Singer: With everybody coming back, preparing adventures anew...
• Singer: our heroes have a chance to change the stories as they choose.
• Singer: Whether they become explorers or masters of the raid...
• Singer: All hail, every legend of the Burning Crusade!
• Singer: All hail, every legend of the Burning Crusaaaaade!
• Heroes march toward the Dark Portal.

The following have appeared in the video:

• , as the singer
• Mike Beltran, MMA referee (as the blacksmith)
• John Hight
• Holly Longdale
• , as the druid