Bing Zapcrackle

Bing Zapcrackle is a goblin found in Warspear's Microshop of Ashran.

Zapcrackle is locked in negotiations with Examiner Remy Starminder of The Reliquary, regarding some artifacts from the island.

• Zapcrackle: ''Hey! What's the big idea trying to bring your goons in here to stop my business?
• Starminder: ''Business?! These are priceless artifacts that you're offloading here!
• Zapcrackle: ''In my experience, 'priceless' just means really expensive. What do you expect me to do, give them away?
• Starminder: ''The Horde needs those artifacts! We must study them if we wish to gain the upper hand in this war.
• Zapcrackle: ''That still doesn't answer my question.
• Starminder: ''Listen, you green little twerp! You'll hand over the artifacts or we will be forced to take them!
• Zapcrackle: ''Easy pal, how 'bout I give you a nice discount and you can be on your way. How does five percent sound?
• Starminder: ''Are you mad?
• Zapcrackle: ''Fair enough, ten. And I wouldn't try any funny business if I were you. Nobody wants in bad with the Cartel.

• Even though he had the title of a Steamwheedle, he was tagged as part of the Bilgewater Cartel which was probably an oversight, and was fixed at some point.