Phalanx (golem)

Phalanx is an elite golem guarding the Grim Guzzler in Blackrock Depths.

During peaceful bar times, Phalanx is friendly. If Private Rocknot drinks too many Dark Iron Ale Mugs and decides to make a ruckus, Phalanx will quickly turn into a hostile enemy.

''Until recently, drunken brawls raged within the Grim Guzzler on an almost daily basis. Barkeep Plugger Spazzring has reduced the frequency of these scuffles with Phalanx, a mighty golem bouncer programmed to maintain order in the tavern and eliminate raucous patrons with extreme force.''

I do not enjoy conversation.

• Gossip

• yell