Only the Best Will Do

Get everything needed to launch the expedition for Mechagon.

• Supplies ordered
• Union negotiations completed
• Ricket recruited

You heard Gazlowe. The boss wants this expedition to go smoothly. No cutting corners, no slush.

I know you've worked with Gallywix in the past. We don't run our operations like that.

We expect the best from our crews, so we pay 'em what they're worth and treat 'em well. In return, we got the best goblin crews on the planet, and they ain't goin' over to any competition.

Here's a list of who and what we're gonna need to pull this off. Don't worry, Gazlowe'll cover all the costs.

You will receive:

• 8,950 XP

Look,, I ain't got time to hold your hand through all this. Figure it out or I'll find someone else who will.

This might be the best crew Gazlowe and I have ever assembled!

• Upon accept
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• Approaching Ricket
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• Speaking with Ricket
• Look at that beautiful boat. It's perfect!
• But like I was just telling Uraka, there's no point in being beautiful if you're not deadly.
• Everything's better with some goblin tech strapped on top of it!

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• Ricket runs towards the port.

• Well, technically, it's an oversized skyscope. But yeah, of course I did!
• And a rotating missile turret, an automated escape pod, an embedded generator, and of course a riveted goblin banner so everyone knows who masterminded all of these brilliant modifications!
• Uraka was skeptical when I proposed we work together on a new project, but I think we've created something truly amazing together!
• Mag'har and goblin tech, together at last!

• Approaching Shuga Blastcaps
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• Speaking with Shuga
• You looking to buy something? I've got a sister, half-off right now. No warranties, no returns.
• Please, just get her out of here. She's driving me crazy!

• Yeah, she met up with that crazy Kil'rip...
• <Shuga looks over at her shoulder and shouts loud enough for Quizla to hear.>
• ONE TIME and suddenly she thinks she's in the Laughing Skull clan"
• She's been insufferable ever since.
• Don't get me wrong, we sowed plenty of chaos together growing up in Kezan. But we were testing our engineering creations! That chaos had purpose.
• Now she's just chucking bombs into the wind for no reason except she thinks it's funny.
• We ain't learning anything from that.

• Gazlowe thinks he's found Mechagon? He wouldn't be the first and I'd be surprised if he's the last.
• But, sure, I'll sell him anything he wants! What's he lookin' for?
• We've got explosives, rockets, fasteners, unfasteners, gadgets, wires, Kaja Cola, mystery supply boxes... Whatever you need!
• Free shipping on orders over 20 pounds!

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• Quizla jumps down, grabs a crate, and starts running towards the port. Shuga grabs bombs.
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• Entering the Drunken Drummer
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• Speaking with Greasemonkey Union Rep
• I saw you talkin' with the boss up at the work site.
• You here on business, or you just lookin' to have some fun with the crew?

• <The union rep sets her drink down on the table and frowns.>
• Yeah, I thought you were gonna say that...
• Listen here, bub. This crew just got done working overtime. They're enjoying some well-deserved R&R.
• Gazlowe's gonna have to shatter his whole piggy bank if he expects them back on site so soon.

• Fired?! You sound like that fat ol' Gallywix. That cheapskate can't keep a good crew like ours on-site for a week!
• The union rep stands up tall and shoves her finger in your chest.>
• Listen here, cupcake. Gazlowe don't run his crews like that.
• We got a union and we got rights!
• If Gazlowe wants us to work, he knows he's gotta negotiate with us.
• He wouldn't send you here to threaten us. So what are you up to?

• That ain't gonna be enough this time.
• What's the point of overtime pay if you never get a vacay to spend it on!
• Nah nah, goldpockets. You and Gazlowe gotta offer up somethin' special for the crew this time.

• Tough cookies, sweetcheeks!
• You think YOU'RE tired after negotiatin' for two minutes? This CREW's tired after working all week!
• Gazlowe's always been good to us, so I don't know what he was thinking sendin' a two-lipped goon like you down with nothin' but mush for brains.
• You better wise up, or better yet, get outta here and tell Gazlowe to send someone who isn't Gallywix's brain-twin to talk things through with us.

• <The union rep smirks and nods her head.>
• Now we're gettin' somewhere. Triple the normal pay... I can sell the crew on that. Look, everybody on the crew loves Gazlowe. He takes good care of us, so we're gonna take care of whatever he needs.
• But I'm gonna need one more thing to get the whole crew onboard. Somethin' small, but it's gotta be flashy.

• Yep, that'll work. You can tell Gazlowe that he's got himself a deal.
• <The union rep spits in her hand and offers it to you.>
• <It ain't official 'til we shake.>

• The union rep walks in a circle.
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• The player drinks alcohol.
• Then let's party, sweetcheeks!
• <The union rep shoves a drink in your face and forces you to drink it while she leads the crew in a chant.>
• Woooo!

• On return
• The Greasemonkey goblins are near Gazlowe. Some of the laborers are flying towards and from the Greasy Eel, carrying supplies.
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