Bloodstained Fortune

Bloodstained Fortune is received after you eat Mingo's Fortune Giblets for 25 seconds.

Some of the possible fortunes include:

• "You have been chosen by the great metal hand in the sky! Now get to work."
• "You will meet someone special tomorrow, so remember: You draw more friends with kindness than clubbing them to death."
• "Wisdom comes in many shapes, but always flows from the crystals."
• "Warning: The giblet was not safe for human consumption."
• "Put up your sword, your maul, and your lance. The crystals have told us to give peace a chance."
• "Seek a higher path in life. That way, you can avoid low-lifes."
• "You need not fear with a head full of beer!"
• "The meaning of life is... (The rest of this message has been accidentally eaten.)"
• "Let sleeping Gronn lie."
• "Your inclination for dancing brings a smile to everyone's face."
• "Think positive! A large gut to one, is a pair of love handles to another."
• "Sorry. You weren't a winner this time. Please play again."
• "This message was brought to you by the Ogri'la Exploitation Committee. Made in Gadgetzan."
• "You are special, no matter what your friends, relatives, associates, random strangers, or your conscience may tell you."
• "When all else fails, it's time to bail."
• "Drunkenness is next to godliness."
• "You will make an enemy today, and promptly kill it."
• "Don't despair. Your special ogre is out there somewhere."
• "Lucky numbers: 1 3 9 17 4 n"
• "Two heads are better than one! Then you'll always have a friend."

The fortune "You have been chosen by the great metal hand in the sky" is a reference to one of the quotes of the Priest unit in Warcraft III: "I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!", which is in turn a reference to a scene in the movie and a joke about the fact that human players' cursor in Warcraft III is a gauntlet.