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Laos Flipor
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Laos Flipor was a jester in the Court of Lordaeron under of the kingdom of Stormwind. She had a reputation in the Court, it was said, for bad jokes and poor taste. When orcs invaded Azeroth, and the Second War began, she was fond of telling the following joke:
<i>Orc walks into a bar, leaves his axe at the door.
Barman: Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!
Orc: That no lion, that's an axe!</i>
Unfortunately, Flipor was later murdered by Arthas Menethil when he murdered his father, apparently because after being corrupted by Frostmourne, he lost his sense of humor.
A Tabard with +10 to all stats named the Laos Flipor/Tabard of Laos Flipor can be found in the game, obtained from any guild tabard vendor via the quest "Funny Like a Clown?".
Categories
- Fan April Fools
Source
https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Laos_Flipor · retrieved 2023-11-13 · CC BY-SA 4.0
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