Putting a Price on Priceless

Investigate the Cache of Madness and find the Mysterious Gurubashi Bijou.

• Mysterious Gurubashi Bijou
• Suggested players: 5

Listen, friend. I don't know you, and you don't know me. But as long as we're both here, there's something Revilgaz wanted me to mention.

Maybe you're taking a stroll through this troll-infested jungle-ocalypse. Maybe you happen to find a priceless troll artifact or two. Maybe you bring it back to me and I accidentally leave behind a little present for ya'.

If you must know, it's for a project. And no, you can't ask what the project is.

You will receive:

So, did you find a thing? Because my pants are getting pretty heavy from all of this treasure of yours I'm holding onto.

What have you got there?

A crazy-looking snake idol? What am I supposed to do with this? Hit someone over the head with it and steal something that's actually valuable?

This thing is worthless!

<Briney tosses the Bijou into the water.>

Thanks for the "help," I guess. Here's your "reward."

Idiot.